Friday, November 24, 2006
Snowmen Everywhere
Today it snowed and little snowmen popped up everywhere. What a delight to behold. A snowman is a little person who lasts for but a day then melts. It is a small metaphor for all life. The Snowmen Liberation Front is the great friend of snowmen.
Posted by James Love at 6:43 PM 0 comments
Friday, November 17, 2006
Stop the Snow Hunting Madness
They use shotguns, sticks or even their fists to hurt our snowman sisters and brothers! How can we stop this insane violence against the snow people? Some in the SLF advocate building Snowmen around fire hydrants and stumps or inserting brinks into the heads of snowmen. Of course, such practices are justified in the defense of these beautiful snow creatures. Think about it, if someone was going to punch you and you had a steel plate under your shirt, would it be their problem they got hurt or yours. THERES OF COURSE.
Join with the Snowman Liberation Front to save the pure and noble creatures.
Posted by James Love at 1:14 PM 0 comments
Labels: comedy, Humour, parody, satire, Snow Hunters
Wednesday, November 15, 2006
Melting is Murder
How can such people be so cruel! For far too long we have taken our sister and brothers of the snow for granted. Snowmen and Snowwomen are people too. How is it that such bastards like the Snowman Hunters aka Sherman and Everette can callously destroy Snowmen.
I've included a link with this blog to highlight two of the worst antisnowmanists on the Internet. Their frosticidal practices are seen as funny and even encouraged. They propagate hatred against snowman, and I wonder why their are not hate laws against such warped speech. Alas, they are in the United States, that center of capitalist imperialist oppression laying waste to everything from the Third World to guinea pigs.
Friends, let's start a global campaign to highlight the abuse of snowmen everywhere. Send me your photos of abused snowmen or better, lovely photos of your snowman friends. I'll include them one my web site.
Posted by James Love at 5:37 PM 2 comments
Labels: Humor, Humour, satire, Snowman hunters
Monday, November 13, 2006
Snowman Liberation Front
This blog was created to expose the widespread abuse of Snowmen throughout the world. The SLF, or Snowman Liberation Front is committed to ending this frosticide. We especially wish to end the recent practice of Snowman Hunting, perpetrated by a criminal named Sherman aka "Snowman Hunter". This sick bastard is known to maim and kill countless numbers of our snow sisters and brothers.
Silence is complicity. It is time to take direct action.
Posted by James Love at 7:10 PM 0 comments
Labels: Humor, Humour, satire, Snowman Hunter, Snowman Liberation Front
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